from the bird feeders!!!!



So There!

SD I'm afraid to watch. I saw a squirrel run up to what looked like an electrical socket & I quickly closed it. Does he get electrocuted?

Nothing gory inside, Grace.

If I didn't think it was real.. it would actually be funny. (not giving away the contents...lol)

Where did he land? I don't think it's funny I think these guys need to get a job or something. Idiots.

I laughed my ass off. Those little buggers fall off trees, power lines and houses all the time and bounce right back up.

Here Grace, you'll prolly find this one funny......



The Animal Wins

now thats funny

Well I know different. Squirrels fall and get hurt. It happens all the time. Especially during mating season when they chase each other 100mph up, down across branches and around the trees. About 15 years ago I was in our backyard (up north) early in the morning. Our yard had a stockade privacy fence to the next, but at the end of the fence you could walk around into your neighbor's yard. I hear this rustle, crash, bang, boom and so did our cat, who ran from our yard around the fence to the next to check it out. I followed. Looked around and then I spotted it - a squirrel, lying on its side in a fetal position in a ditch. He fell from a VERY tall tree, bounced off the neighbors roof, onto their domed BBQ grill (that was dented) and onto the ground. Maybe he missed the roof, but he definitely hit the grill. I ran into the house for a towel & carrier. Threw the towel over him and put him in the carrier. I'll never forget what happened next. He came alive and threw himself against the cage door with his front paws grabbing at the grates, his face in a shriek, mouth open, nothing coming out, eyes wild. I called a rehabber who came for him. He had a back injury and had to be put down.

Anyway, where the hell did this squirrel land? It's possible he got killed in this stunt, or injured. I don't find flinging innocent animals like sling shots funny.

You guys are sick. Why am I here?

Hmmm, tough audience here tonite. Ok Grace, how about this one?



RF tells his boss off

Holy shit.

You didn't read the disclaimer that said only guilty animals were harmed during the making of that video?

ROFLMAO...

Well, if it's real, it's a tragedy of course.

And...if it's fake, it's hilarious...yet...

...also, if it's real, it's hilarious...for some reason.

And...if it's fake, sure was a good editing job! (at least at regular speed...slow mo would probably show faults)

So where the hell did the squirrel land?? I hope PETA gets hold of this tape.

What exactly is PETA going to do? There is no evidence the squirrel was injured or killed. What are they gonna do? Question every squirrel in the neighborhood? Have a squirrl line-up? Or a human line-up?

PETA Investigator: Okay Squirrel, which human pulled the trigger of the Squirrel Catapult?

Squirrel: Fuck should I know? Ya got a nut?

They could doctor it up. Superimpose you and SD's picture in it. Or Amy's or Bean's. Or ME!!!!!!! OMG.

This dog-faced gremlin would break the camera.

Oh bull!

This brings back memories.

Really? Such as?

that time with the chainsaw and 5 gallons of lard....

On second thought, maybe that story is best left aside.
I don't think it'd be taken even at the 'enter at your own risk' forum.

Ahhh....pornographic, eh?

No, sagittarius.

That story has also been posted here (or somewhere). I hope whomever did that to the pig (beheaded it with a chainsaw) was beheaded by now themselves.