Just because I like working Grace into a lather.

http://wbztv.com/local/easton.turkey.massa....2.1110892.html

Easton Police Kill Popular Local Turkey

The Brockton Enterprise reports the turkey named Freddy was declared a public safety threat after it chased after and attacked motorcyclists. Police caught the bird and euthanized it.

Locals told WBZ back in May that Freddy would visit businesses and was a regular sight around town.

"He's used to people," said local Steve Scott. "The cars don't seem to bother him much. He's been around for awhile."

But Freddy took a turn for the worse over the past several weeks, and police told the Enterprise the bird couldn't be relocated because his behavior was not normal for a wild turkey and because he had lost his fear of people.

BASTARD saggy balled dribbly dick FUCKERS. They couldn't ship it off to a sanctuary? What the fuck is wrong with people???? And just how was it euthanized??? A crack with a billy club? I hope the town riots tonight and those fat donut slurping fuckers have to work the night shift with no pay or dinner.

Oh and a fucking turkey is a big threat to motorcyclists???????????????????????????????? What's wrong with that fucking picture? Where they mopeds with grannies?

What?!?!

I hope they tazed it and then run over its legs with a motorcycle. A big heavy one. I hope they watched it beat its wings against the hot pavement until they bled. And laughed at it. Then broke its wings with their nightsticks and watched it just squirm and crane its geeky neck in a pathetic attempt to escape. And laughed again at the hopeless look in its bird brained eyes. Then extracted its eyeballs with fishhooks, 'cause what the fuck has it got to look at anyway?

I was going to hope they emptied their sidearms into it then....maybe about 4 or 5 hundred shots or whatever amount cops are using to subdue a single transgressor these days, but then I thought "No...Put it on life support and let's have some more fun tomorrow."

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Good They'll miss out on Freddy with mashed potatoes and dressing.

So you don't eat turkeys then? Just murder shrimp.... saggy dribbly dick FUCKER!!

But if I had my way there would have been mashed Freddy. Anything I can't stand it's an uppity turkey.