QUOTE (XXMag @ Jun 21 2009, 01:43 PM)

And before long one will be forced to spread jam and jelly with a finger. It's for your own good. Wouldn't want someone getting spread to death with a butter knife.
Holy Moses, criminal mastermind at work.
http://www.keloland.com/NewsDetail6162.cfm?Id=0,86639Butter Knife Robber Makes Court Appearance
The man Rapid City police say tried to rob a hotel with a butter knife could face up to 25 years in prison if convicted.
Thirty-four-year-old Robert McKinney has made his initial court appearance on a first-degree robbery charge.
Magistrate Judge Shawn Pahlke granted McKinney more time to consult with an attorney.
Police say McKinney walked into the Howard Johnson Hotel in Rapid City on Sunday with a butter knife and demanded money from a clerk. The clerk refused.
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We might yet be spreading jam with our fingers to rid ourselves of the scourge that is the butter knife.