Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 02:03 PM
I haven't a clue.
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 02:04 PM
Oh, I sent you something for Christmas, Amy.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 02:06 PM
Let me guess.... snow and freezing cold?!?!?
Wait...those damn Canadians did that! LOL
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 02:06 PM
Nah, your very own Steely Dan. That way you'd quit bogarting your mom's.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 02:07 PM
Er, ok, that was totally crude.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 02:09 PM
Like WAY crude....
Ok, so you aren't going to post what you want? My son wants like a hundred jerseys...as usual.
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 02:11 PM
The government to die off.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 02:17 PM
I never really want anything of importance to anyone else. What I usually ask for either takes someone time to make, or a lot of time to search for. I'm not really sure what I want.
Pehaps a little more courage at times when I need it.
supertwist
Dec 5 2005, 02:39 PM
I won't be getting anything for Christmas. Earlier this year we bought really nice new amp which was the gift for hubby's birthday, our wedding anniversary and Christmas. I did by hubby a Galileo thermometer since the one we had fell and broke.
frankenfood
Dec 5 2005, 02:49 PM
I'm still waiting to give RF his spankings!!
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:16 PM
QUOTE (frankenfood @ Dec 5 2005, 02:49 PM)
I'm still waiting to give RF his spankings!!

Is that all you
want?
frankenfood
Dec 5 2005, 03:23 PM
That depends............
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:27 PM
QUOTE (frankenfood @ Dec 5 2005, 03:23 PM)
That depends............

Depends upon those spankings, eh?
frankenfood
Dec 5 2005, 03:30 PM
Well I figure it's the closest I'll get to gettin into his *pants* being that he's married and all and I don't mess around with married people.........
uh...........
cuz birthday spankins' don't count.....
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:32 PM
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:33 PM
QUOTE (frankenfood @ Dec 5 2005, 03:30 PM)
Well I figure it's the closest I'll get to gettin into his *pants* being that he's married and all and I don't mess around with married people.........
uh...........
cuz birthday spankins' don't count.....

I'm just gonna keep my trap shut.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:38 PM
Uh, I just remembered what I want for xmas...
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:40 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:38 PM)
Uh, I just remembered what I want for xmas...

A spanking from Frankenfood?
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:41 PM
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:42 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:41 PM)
Ohhhh. Okay, you want to give out the spankings. I think it's best if you asked Frankenfood if she's into receiving.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:45 PM
Alright, now, who turned my xmas thread into a playground for perversion? Hmm? Hmm?
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:48 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:45 PM)
Alright, now, who turned my xmas thread into a playground for perversion? Hmm? Hmm?

Isn't that what you wanted?
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:49 PM
No!
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:50 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:49 PM)
No!

You don't want those two front teeth? Kinda figured you wouldn't. Makes things a little easier, don't ya think?
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:52 PM
Oh god...lol.
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:54 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:52 PM)
Oh god...lol.

That's what she said.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:55 PM
I'm just gonna shut up now...lol.
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:55 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:55 PM)
I'm just gonna shut up now...lol.
Kinda figured that, mouth being full and all.
supertwist
Dec 5 2005, 03:55 PM
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 03:57 PM
*pushes ST in the limelight*
It's HER turn!
Festus Hagen
Dec 5 2005, 03:58 PM
ST, you wanna hammer on Amy for a while?
supertwist
Dec 5 2005, 04:02 PM
QUOTE (Festus Hagen @ Dec 5 2005, 02:58 PM)
ST, you wanna hammer on Amy for a while?
No, hon, Amy really isn't my type.
Amy7779311
Dec 5 2005, 04:07 PM
LOL
Ok, back to what we really want for xmas....
I actually want some beads so I can make a few things...and maybe some new clothes.
comfortablynumb
Dec 5 2005, 04:11 PM
i want....
i want...
i want people to practice common decency
one toward another. fat chance eh?
i want my children to be happy and my
granddaughter to be haelthy and happy.
i want you all to have a blessed and happy
holiday.
frankenfood
Dec 5 2005, 04:12 PM
QUOTE (Festus Hagen @ Dec 5 2005, 02:40 PM)
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:38 PM)
Uh, I just remembered what I want for xmas...Â

A spanking from Frankenfood?
frankenfood
Dec 5 2005, 04:14 PM
QUOTE (comfortablynumb @ Dec 5 2005, 03:11 PM)
i want....
i want...
i want people to practice common decency
one toward another. fat chance eh?
i want my children to be happy and my
granddaughter to be haelthy and happy.
i want you all to have a blessed and happy
holiday.
I want comfy to write something this year with *light* in it.............
wijim
Dec 6 2005, 08:10 AM
i want doughnuts.....day-old glazed. and if they were glazed at festus' house.....i'll pass.
Amy7779311
Dec 6 2005, 03:36 PM
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.

(serious, though)
Dave
Dec 6 2005, 07:44 PM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 6 2005, 05:36 PM)
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.

(serious, though)
Let me guess....
Your head?
Dave
Dec 6 2005, 07:46 PM
I need a 5hp gas motor for my jon boat.
And I'll take a Boga Grip 60lb scale.
Amy7779311
Dec 6 2005, 11:55 PM
QUOTE (Dave @ Dec 6 2005, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 6 2005, 05:36 PM)
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.Â

 (serious, though)
Let me guess....
Your head?
No....wrong end.
Medium Rare
Dec 7 2005, 09:59 AM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 7 2005, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE (Dave @ Dec 6 2005, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 6 2005, 05:36 PM)
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.Â

 (serious, though)
Let me guess....
Your head?
No....wrong end.

You have fat feet?!
Amy7779311
Dec 7 2005, 10:49 AM

You guys are bad! LOL
Festus Hagen
Dec 7 2005, 10:50 AM
I want a hummer.
Amy7779311
Dec 7 2005, 10:54 AM
Amy7779311
Dec 7 2005, 10:55 AM
Dang, a little bigger than I expected. LOL
wijim
Dec 7 2005, 10:55 AM
QUOTE (Festus Hagen @ Dec 7 2005, 10:50 AM)
give me $55,000.00 and ill get you one. now if your speaking sexually as opposed to trucks....give grace $5.00 and you can have one. (oops forgot about the december special %50 off...but she leaves her teeth in)
Festus Hagen
Dec 7 2005, 10:56 AM
Well, um, thanks Amy, but that wasn't the type of hummer I was hoping for.
Amy7779311
Dec 7 2005, 10:56 AM
Heh, you're welcome.
Festus Hagen
Dec 7 2005, 10:57 AM
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 7 2005, 10:55 AM)
Dang, a little bigger than I expected. LOL
Why...thanks, Amy. I appreciate the compliment.
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