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Amy7779311
I haven't a clue. icon_lol.gif
Festus Hagen
Oh, I sent you something for Christmas, Amy.
Amy7779311
Let me guess.... snow and freezing cold?!?!? nail.gif

Wait...those damn Canadians did that! LOL
Festus Hagen
Nah, your very own Steely Dan. That way you'd quit bogarting your mom's.
Amy7779311
Er, ok, that was totally crude. icon_lol.gif
Amy7779311
Like WAY crude.... chair.gif

Ok, so you aren't going to post what you want? My son wants like a hundred jerseys...as usual.
Festus Hagen
The government to die off.
Amy7779311
I never really want anything of importance to anyone else. What I usually ask for either takes someone time to make, or a lot of time to search for. I'm not really sure what I want.

Pehaps a little more courage at times when I need it. icon_smile.gif
supertwist
I won't be getting anything for Christmas. Earlier this year we bought really nice new amp which was the gift for hubby's birthday, our wedding anniversary and Christmas. I did by hubby a Galileo thermometer since the one we had fell and broke.
frankenfood
I'm still waiting to give RF his spankings!! giggle.gif
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (frankenfood @ Dec 5 2005, 02:49 PM)
I'm still waiting to give RF his spankings!! giggle.gif
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Is that all you want?
frankenfood
That depends............ icon_mrgreen.gif
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (frankenfood @ Dec 5 2005, 03:23 PM)
That depends............ icon_mrgreen.gif
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Depends upon those spankings, eh?
frankenfood
Well I figure it's the closest I'll get to gettin into his *pants* being that he's married and all and I don't mess around with married people.........
uh...........
cuz birthday spankins' don't count.....

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Amy7779311
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Festus Hagen
QUOTE (frankenfood @ Dec 5 2005, 03:30 PM)
Well I figure it's the closest I'll get to gettin into his *pants* being that he's married and all and I don't mess around with married people.........
uh...........
cuz birthday spankins' don't count.....

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I'm just gonna keep my trap shut.
Amy7779311
Uh, I just remembered what I want for xmas... icon_lol.gif
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:38 PM)
Uh, I just remembered what I want for xmas...  icon_lol.gif
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A spanking from Frankenfood?
Amy7779311
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Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:41 PM)
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Ohhhh. Okay, you want to give out the spankings. I think it's best if you asked Frankenfood if she's into receiving.
Amy7779311
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Alright, now, who turned my xmas thread into a playground for perversion? Hmm? Hmm? pf.gif
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:45 PM)
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Alright, now, who turned my xmas thread into a playground for perversion? Hmm? Hmm?  pf.gif
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Isn't that what you wanted?
Amy7779311
No! kickbut.gif
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:49 PM)
No!  kickbut.gif
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You don't want those two front teeth? Kinda figured you wouldn't. Makes things a little easier, don't ya think?
Amy7779311
Oh god...lol. icon_ohmygod.gif
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:52 PM)
Oh god...lol.  icon_ohmygod.gif
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That's what she said.
Amy7779311
I'm just gonna shut up now...lol.
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:55 PM)
I'm just gonna shut up now...lol.
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Kinda figured that, mouth being full and all.
supertwist
spit.gif rofl.gif
Amy7779311
*pushes ST in the limelight*

It's HER turn! icon_lol.gif
Festus Hagen
ST, you wanna hammer on Amy for a while?
supertwist
QUOTE (Festus Hagen @ Dec 5 2005, 02:58 PM)
ST, you wanna hammer on Amy for a while?
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No, hon, Amy really isn't my type. icon_wink.gif
Amy7779311
LOL

Ok, back to what we really want for xmas....

I actually want some beads so I can make a few things...and maybe some new clothes.
comfortablynumb
i want....
i want...
i want people to practice common decency
one toward another. fat chance eh?
i want my children to be happy and my
granddaughter to be haelthy and happy.
i want you all to have a blessed and happy
holiday.
frankenfood
QUOTE (Festus Hagen @ Dec 5 2005, 02:40 PM)
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 5 2005, 03:38 PM)
Uh, I just remembered what I want for xmas...  icon_lol.gif
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A spanking from Frankenfood?
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frankenfood
QUOTE (comfortablynumb @ Dec 5 2005, 03:11 PM)
i want....
i want...
i want people to practice common decency
one toward another. fat chance eh?
i want my children to be happy and my
granddaughter to be haelthy and happy.
i want you all to have a blessed and happy
holiday.
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I want comfy to write something this year with *light* in it............. icon_bow.gif
wijim
i want doughnuts.....day-old glazed. and if they were glazed at festus' house.....i'll pass.
Amy7779311
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place. icon_lol.gif (serious, though)
Dave
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 6 2005, 05:36 PM)
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.  icon_lol.gif  (serious, though)
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Let me guess....

Your head?
Dave
I need a 5hp gas motor for my jon boat.

And I'll take a Boga Grip 60lb scale.
Amy7779311
QUOTE (Dave @ Dec 6 2005, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 6 2005, 05:36 PM)
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.  icon_lol.gif  (serious, though)
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Let me guess....

Your head?
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No....wrong end. chair.gif
Medium Rare
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 7 2005, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE (Dave @ Dec 6 2005, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 6 2005, 05:36 PM)
I want to lose ten lbs. Preferably in one place.  icon_lol.gif  (serious, though)
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Let me guess....

Your head?
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No....wrong end. chair.gif
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You have fat feet?! lol.gif
Amy7779311
icon_ohmygod.gif You guys are bad! LOL
Festus Hagen
I want a hummer.
Amy7779311
Amy7779311
Dang, a little bigger than I expected. LOL
wijim
QUOTE (Festus Hagen @ Dec 7 2005, 10:50 AM)
I want a hummer.
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give me $55,000.00 and ill get you one. now if your speaking sexually as opposed to trucks....give grace $5.00 and you can have one. (oops forgot about the december special %50 off...but she leaves her teeth in)
Festus Hagen
Well, um, thanks Amy, but that wasn't the type of hummer I was hoping for.
Amy7779311
Heh, you're welcome.
Festus Hagen
QUOTE (Amy7779311 @ Dec 7 2005, 10:55 AM)
Dang, a little bigger than I expected. LOL
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Why...thanks, Amy. I appreciate the compliment.
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