"Canned" hunts Options

[OHIOSTEVE]

You know grace this too is getting lame. You tend to trivialize when asked a specific question. Rather than answering it, you make a ridiculous post to cover the fact that you have no answer. You play it off as making a joke but then continue to ignore the question. How about a scenario that fits TODAYS society?..OH BTW most hunters woulda killed the buck in your scenario but the cancerous tumor woulda precluded me from eating it I believe. SO now your dude has to kill another one.

Oh kiss my ass in Macy's window. I'm not on trial here. Go pound sand. Shove it up your bunghole. Eat shit. Go shit in your hat. Talk to the hand.

Seems I struck a nerve with a little truth application.

Just disappointed you didn't like my story.

and again

[Grace]

You know grace this too is getting lame. You tend to trivialize when asked a specific question. Rather than answering it, you make a ridiculous post to cover the fact that you have no answer. You play it off as making a joke but then continue to ignore the question. How about a scenario that fits TODAYS society?..OH BTW most hunters woulda killed the buck in your scenario but the cancerous tumor woulda precluded me from eating it I believe. SO now your dude has to kill another one.

Oh kiss my ass in Macy's window. I'm not on trial here. Go pound sand. Shove it up your bunghole. Eat shit. Go shit in your hat. Talk to the hand.

Seems I struck a nerve with a little truth application.

Just disappointed you didn't like my story.

and again

You're so mean.

[Gloryroad]

I bought a canned hunt and was disappointed. It was just fuckin' bisquits in there, man. Just like the only other canned hunt I bought, which -- when opened -- was just evaporated milk. That was good fuckin' evaporated milk though. You could put it in coffee and that shit was like half and half.

Those biscuits sucked.

[Grace]

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[Frankie]

Grace's Ethical Deer Hunting Scenario:

Players: 1 hunter, Danny Jr., 52 years old, great, great, great, great grandchild of Daniel Boone.

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1 15 yr old buck.

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Danny Jr. has a wife, Sue, and 5 children. They live off the land in the Montana wilderness. The meat locker is empty in their flimsy cabin. Sue is patching the holes in the roof with a paste made from flour and spit, preparing for the long Montana winter ahead.

Danny Jr. has been tracking the buck for 3 days. Despite his faux fur parka Sue gave him last Christmas from Salvation Army, he's cold. Tired. Tired of hunting. Tired of living so far from the A&P. He's lately been fantasizing about getting in a CJ 5 Jeep, his dream car...he's thinking how easy it would be - heater blasting, listening to Rose of Cimaron, driving along the 2 mile scenic drive to the supermarket.

He sees snow on the horizon, says a prayer to the Gods of Food to please let this be a quick and humane kill. As much as he hates to do it, he must feed his family. Late afternoon of the 3rd day, close to home, he comes up over a rise and finds the buck a mere 10 yards away drinking from a stream. It was then he noticed the buck holding up his front leg.....it was then he saw the large cancerous mass protruding from the knee area. His heart sunk with pity. As the buck had his fill and ambled off, he stumbled, tripped and cracked his head on a boulder, stunning him momentarily. Danny sprung to action to prevent further suffering. Locked, loaded, aimed, fired! The shot hit the buck in the head, killing him before it even hit him. More than instantaneous. Pre-instantaneous! Danny, Sue and the 5 children would be fine this winter. The buck now is at Rainbow Bridge, frolicking with his ancestors and in fine health.

Danny still dreams of the CJ 5 and the A&P. One day his dream will come to fruition.

that buck is not 15 years old (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon_mrgreen.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon_mrgreen.gif)

[Grace]

Oh that must have been a typo. He was 5 years old. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon_thefinger.gif)